From Champions League To Europa League - The Story Of Two Manchesters

The whole of Europe was thrown into shock on Wednesday night as both Manchester City and United were sent parking from the Champions League by more or less "small" teams. Yes, its' now clear that there are no more Manchester teams in the Champions League(for this season, atleast). It's not that Manchester United and Manchester City are afraid to play the likes of Barcelona, Real Madrid and Chelsea in the Champions league(hahaha), but it was because both teams were shamefully ejected from the Champions League after failing to qualify through the group stages.
Now, the gaint-spending Manchester City and their self acclaimed "king-of-England" counterparts will have to play in the likes of Stoke City in the Europa League next year. They will join the knock-out stages of the Europa League since they were not considered "man enough" for the Champions League.
Manchester fans will sit at home on Tuesday's and Wednesday's nights to watch the "real men" fight for the Champions League trophy.
Chelsea, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Napoli*, Benefica, Bayern, Arsenal and B*sle(that name brings head ache to some people) are some of the "real men".
Now let's not forget that Chelsea are still 4th in the table, 5points and 10points away from Man U and Man City.
Arsenal has never won anything since they started playing football... Oh sorry, I mean, Arsenal has never won any trophy for seven years(OMG!).

So here are some of the questions being asked:

1. Will Manchester United and City really play in the Europa League?
ans: Yes. They will play in the Europa League in 2012 February to May(if they stay that long).
2. Will Manchester United and City play in the Champions League next season(2012/2013)?
ans: Hey, don't call that a dumb question 'cause Manchester fans are still "corn-fused" after they were shockingly sent parking. Please permit me to :D and :P
So, Manchester United and City will play in the Champions League next season if they qualify. The Europa League is just to serve them till 2011/2012 season runs out. However, if they don't qualify for the Champions League for next season, they might end up playing the African Champions League in 2012/13, just kidding lol.
3. Will Manchester City win the Premier League this season(2011/12)?
ans: I donno, call my grandmother and ask her.
4. Did Fergursen weep after Man U was eliminated?
ans: Sorry, I don't know this one too :D
5. Did Man U and Man City qualify for the Champions League round-16?
ans: Yes - if only my name was PEANUT BUTTER.

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